Funny poems

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  • Nerdy and Proud (4)

    by Mr Anonymous

    I poon the noobs on the internets!
    With my really big gun...

  • Playground (5)

    by Pink Romance

    Just to remember back that far.
    ah aha! thats nice. remembering...

  • Funny poem(s) (5)

    by jana mourad

    Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you...
    hope you like my poems please vote and leave a...

  • I like (4)

    by Veamm

    I like
    I like Kung fu...

  • Chocolate lover (4)

    by Shannah Lae

    There once was a girl who loved chocolate
    She walked out the door and locked it...

  • I'm A Fighter!

    by Sugar

    Yesterday I was down
    I'm always caught with a frown...

  • Roses are red (4)

    by Seani

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue...

  • Birthdays-Dodoitsu (4)

    by Daisy if you do

    Every August without fail
    it has come to visit me...

  • Mad (3)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    Don't tell me if I'm wrong.
    Don't teach me what is right...

  • Time - Once Again (4)

    by Italian Stallion

    Once upon a time...
    A snake charmer chimed...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • Consequences (syntuit) (3) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    It's easy to tell
    you have dogs in your back yard...