Funny poems

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  • Birthdays-Dodoitsu (4)

    by Daisy if you do

    Every August without fail
    it has come to visit me...

  • Mad (3)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    Don't tell me if I'm wrong.
    Don't teach me what is right...

  • I'm a kinky sex toy (1)

    by Dark Carnival Killa

    Happy happy, joy joy,
    I'm a kinky sex toy...

  • I'm glad I'm a woman
    I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am...

  • Empty Poemed (3) 2

    by Jonathan Jewell

    There's not much point in writing poems,
    When you've nothing much to say...

  • Maple, My Dog 2

    by Jack

    She runs around our big home,
    But she is not allowed to roam...

  • My special Jungle (6)

    by Mr. Darcy

    (8 words in every line)
    It was late when I got into bed...

  • You!!! (6)

    by frequent lover

    Poop
    shoot...

  • With eternal love
    he vowed to be hers until...

  • That Time of Year (3) 2

    by Alex Penuelas

    It's about that time of year again.
    The good old holiday season...

  • Five lines drawn from the deep (Day 4) (8) 2

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    If someone told you
    "That the flame died down&quot...

  • We Know Where You Live (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    We know where you live, believe it.
    You may try but can't get away...