Every August without fail
it has come to visit me...
Don't tell me if I'm wrong.
Don't teach me what is right...
Happy happy, joy joy,
I'm a kinky sex toy...
I'm glad I'm a woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am...
There's not much point in writing poems,
When you've nothing much to say...
She runs around our big home,
But she is not allowed to roam...
(8 words in every line)
It was late when I got into bed...
Poop
shoot...
With eternal love
he vowed to be hers until...
It's about that time of year again.
The good old holiday season...
If someone told you
"That the flame died down"...
We know where you live, believe it.
You may try but can't get away...