Funny poems

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  • Husbandry (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    My first wife tamed me
    second domesticated...

  • Bladder prison (3) 2

    by mistake

    I stare into the bottomless hole,
    Before flushing away part of my soul...

  • Teddy Bear (6)

    by Jorga

    I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR...

  • The Kotex Creed (3)

    by Joe Moore

    I pledge allegiance to the rag
    menstruation runs America...

  • G Strings (6)

    by Breann

    I strut my stuff in my G String
    I bang in my G string...

  • Fish massage
    Fish massage...

  • Teenage Thoughts (10)

    by insane authority

    Melodramatic Freak
    Junkies wreak...

  • Wish (5)

    by Masked

    One day a frog hopped in the forest,
    It never seen another beast...

  • School, work, homework (7)

    by .*.*Jamie*.*.

    Homework, homework thats all i do,
    School, work, nothing new...

  • Foreigner in my hometown (3)

    by MisterScabbedWings

    Different colour skin
    They want to throw me in the bin...

  • I am a poet (3)

    by roxy

    I am a poet..
    but i don't know it...

  • Everyday People (3)

    by Tim Trapp

    Busy little ants,
    Coming and going...