Funny poems

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  • The Dogs (2)

    by *secrets*

    The dogs once held a meeting, they came from near...
    Some came by helicopter, and others came by car...

  • Husbandry (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    My first wife tamed me
    second domesticated...

  • Bladder prison (3) 2

    by mistake

    I stare into the bottomless hole,
    Before flushing away part of my soul...

  • Shark Tag (14)

    by Twisted Heart

    I dipped my toes into the sea
    A shark came up and bit off three...

  • Teenage years (6)

    by sammie

    Big Dreams - Stupid Fights
    Sleepy Days - Endless Nights...

  • Roadside Mayhem (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    Roadside Mayhem
    By: Twisted Heart...

  • Hard At Work With English Muffins (5)

    by Italian Stallion

    I'm writing this poem,
    In regards to Liz...

  • I once knew a guy... (4)

    by Lemonbread

    I once knew a guy
    He was a but of a prick...

  • The Gay (Poem 3 of 3) (6)

    by DourParoxysm

    Strutting your stuff as you go on your way,
    At first glance people call you gay...

  • Some meds aren’t timely (syntuit) (1) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Next long drive alone
    in a hurry to get there...

  • Joy of illness (8)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Diabetes yields
    at least one good benefit...

  • God Wants A Harley: (4) 2

    by Scott Cole

    God don't like Hondas
    Thoughts of yonder...