Funny poems

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  • Cow Pie

    by Robert Meuser

    Cow Pie
    I stepped upon a cow pie...

  • Please Please Read My Poem (4)

    by Robert Meuser

    Please Please Read My Poem
    Please please read this poem...

  • Jeans (2)

    by Jazzmyn

    Jeans are awesome
    Except for when they don't fit...

  • I'm so sorry teddy! (2)

    by jinxerella

    Toilet paper, toilet paper!
    where for are thou toilet paper...

  • If I Were a Fairy (2)

    by Marisa

    If I were a fairy
    I'd live in a tree...

  • Im bored (2)

    by Jazzmyn

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Foolishness (2)

    by Lovelust

    It was more than a heartfelt cry
    In the rush of blood as I slowly die...

  • Emotions in a box (4)

    by tigerdan

    Put your emotions in a box
    and lock it up tight...

  • Young Crush (2)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    He guides her,
    he shows her...

  • Opposite.. (2)

    by jek pen cries

    I love you..
    you love him...

  • Shazza (collab) (2)

    by SashaMirage

    Shazza, Shazza always hungry be it day or night
    She sneaks into the kitchen right after her mom...

  • Spring semester, Freshman year, who do I see?
    A super hot cutie who won't glance at me...