Funny poems

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  • Something You Should Know (2)

    by Im Not Emo

    He is ringing her doorbell, he came as fast as he...
    She called with such worry, oh my this can't be...

  • Penguins (2)

    by StandStill

    Grass green and magenta were
    ugly colours for an ugly penguin...

  • O, Why Did I Let You Go? (2)

    by Gabba Gabba Hey

    O, why did I let you go?
    The way you smiled at me so sweet...

  • Daddys poem (4)

    by Cotton Candy Clouds

    *some background info to help readers understand...
    (( My brother Caleb is dating a girl named Aubrey...

  • Ironic Happening (Clerihew) (2)

    by Italian Stallion

    Vincent Van Gogh
    abhorred smelly roe...

  • Name (2)

    by KemistryKia

    My name somehow found your lips irresistible
    because it fell into it so sweetly...

  • Short? (2)

    by JoJo

    He Asked For A Kiss But She Replied With A...
    He Got Down To His Knees and she Said "I'm...

  • Creepy Creatures (8)

    by Sylvia

    Spiders and snakes,
    make me cry and scream...

  • The Visit... (9)

    by Dreamofolwin

    I had a visit to the hospital,
    Over the weekend...

  • Love at First Sight (2)

    by Hopelessly Devoted to You

    (this is such a girl's poem XD)
    Walking in the store...

  • Junk (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    You will notice that no one wants
    The garbage thrown to the street...

  • Birds (2)

    by Dan Bloom

    Whenever I see birds I think about you
    because you like those creepy things...