Funny poems

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  • There once was a dog on a mat
    Who was joined by a superior cat...

  • Answering machine (1)

    by Crystal Kerner

    I'm sorry but I'm not home to talk cuz I took my...

  • Witchy witch witch (5)

    by Lonely Rider

    Rising to the darkness,
    flashing a crooked grin...

  • Arrested Development (3)

    by Maple Tree

    My husband, Mr. Pike
    is going on a hunger strike...

  • The Little King (3)

    by yogi73

    Fiddle dee dum fiddle dee dee
    said the little king to thee...

  • Three little monsters awoke from their slumber
    Thoughts filled their minds of destruction and...

  • My mischievous marveling mews,
    ices intentions into...

  • It starts at evening, the silent weave of scent
    billowing through the door, seeping in the carpet...

  • My poems suck. (2)

    by Darclyfe

    My poems suck. Quite simply they do and there's...
    So poetry. dead. it is. What did I miss? nothing...

  • I"m a Psycho (2)

    by Sarah Day

    I'm a psycho- my brain is all twisted, no normalcy...
    Man, what in the hell is wrong with me...

  • Politically Correct (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
    None of us believe this, though that's what they...

  • The Man (2)

    by Daizia

    He carved his name in the tree
    of the new old town he found...