There once was a dog on a mat
Who was joined by a superior cat...
I'm sorry but I'm not home to talk cuz I took my...
Rising to the darkness,
flashing a crooked grin...
My husband, Mr. Pike
is going on a hunger strike...
Fiddle dee dum fiddle dee dee
said the little king to thee...
Three little monsters awoke from their slumber
Thoughts filled their minds of destruction and...
My mischievous marveling mews,
ices intentions into...
It starts at evening, the silent weave of scent
billowing through the door, seeping in the carpet...
My poems suck. Quite simply they do and there's...
So poetry. dead. it is. What did I miss? nothing...
I'm a psycho- my brain is all twisted, no normalcy...
Man, what in the hell is wrong with me...
Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...
He carved his name in the tree
of the new old town he found...