Who keeps the beat a Volbeat does
Who needs a salamander when i have a Salamence...
I adore
your mustache...
She's glad when you say
"You're a moon" though the moon has...
From me against the world I have come to love mods
my ruling planet is mercury messenger of the gods...
He carved his name in the tree
of the new old town he found...
My second grade class and me
Are putting on a play you see...
I'm still the winner
Even though I'm # 2...
The President's Penis
After The Pope's Penis by Sharon Olds...
I couldn't stand the guy
I'm insanely in love with now...
I have learnt (Inspired by Britt, Sibs, LP &...
Hoummous can save the day...
Me: there is NO way we are freaking related
her: yea huh we r 2 related...
Roam?
You dare...