Funny poems

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  • There’s a woman in my house!
    I have been noticing, and have some fear, the...

  • Jittery 1

    by Walter

    I dare not try to look back
    But my other senses do not lack...

  • I'm in Love with a Cow (1)

    by RecycleBin

    I have fallen, in love with a milk cow.
    I bet your thinking how can this be? Lifting a...

  • The Other Woman (3)

    by ArtistrySoul

    This poem is for my girlfriend,
    and I would just like to give a...

  • Advertisements (1)

    by Merci Perpe

    Dear Advertisements:
    You always try and catch my eye...

  • Darlin your not gonna get another girl like me
    i did things that no other girls could ever dream...

  • Mama will come very soon (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Mama will come very soon
    right here from that shining moon...

  • For Connor (3)

    by Jenni Marie

    I learned from a two year old, never leave
    them unattended. If it's too quiet it's because...

  • Untitled Haiku (1)

    by Maggie

    I'm ADHD
    I get really distracted...

  • Mother Must Not Bake That night
    Amy's eyes were twinkling starry...

  • As I walked home,
    From a long day at work...

  • Obese Geese (2)

    by Justin

    There once was a man from Greece,
    Who had a fond love of geese...