Funny poems

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  • Last night the wind was howling all night long, my...
    I could hear the weather radio constantly...

  • I hear the knock of little fingers
    I cackle with such glee...

  • Dog house rap (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
    Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...

  • The spring (1)

    by Holly

    Chased by butterflies, Stung A bee, one squished...

  • Insane crazy pain (2)

    by secretpoet

    I'm not insane , but i have a lot of pain inside...

  • There’s a woman in my house!
    I have been noticing, and have some fear, the...

  • Poets' fishing (3)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    All throwing the baits
    Poets resemble fishermen...

  • Moobs (4)

    by Lofallenve

    Many a-times I've been asked,
    Offering of a hand...

  • Low Fat Love (3)

    by Maple Tree

    I came to you fully packaged,
    filled with preservatives...

  • Jittery 1

    by Walter

    I dare not try to look back
    But my other senses do not lack...

  • Dad's Surprise

    by cassie hughes

    Lets decorate the house and hold a party.
    To celebrate Dad's birthday...

  • Bippity boppity boo (3)

    by Dancing Rivers

    Hello dear friend hello old foe!
    Bippity boppity boo, I wonder how I know you...