Funny poems

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  • Fat as heck

    by Caramelo Del

    We barely can stand or even rising our hand,
    our big large booty is leaking from the edges...

  • Song of a drunk poet

    by Ziad Dib Jreige

    Song of a drunk poet
    By Ziad Dib Jreige...

  • Goodbye

    by MerlinofAthens

    And who will ever need you again
    you are a cancer and a disgrace...

  • Im A Pussy Cat

    by Roseanne

    I'm just a pussy cat,
    Small and brown...

  • Swaying to the Music

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a new member called dance
    Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...

  • Fred Fell (Tongue Twister)

    by Shelley Williams

    If Fred fell fifty four feet from final flip
    then Fred felt fear from falling fast...

  • Finger nails, toe nails, forget the snails!
    I have a tale to tell, I know that some finger...

  • So..bored.
    Sitting here...

  • Mother-In-Law

    by Abdullah

    My First Poem
    Stare into the moonlight...

  • Rejected Sacrifice!

    by Bonaventure Onuabuchi

    She said she loves me,
    that may be or may not be true...

  • Ears and other orifices

    by Michael D Nalley

    If I stuck my elbow in my ear
    I would be double jointed...

  • We should give it an ending….
    Yeah.. it deserves a good ending...