Funny poems

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  • If at first... (4)

    by Lil Reaper

    When looking for a girlfriend I
    Would find that most would pass me by...

  • HaHaMustRead (5)

    by ReinaLuvzYoo

    I sit in bath
    with my rubber ducky...

  • Five Rabbi (4)

    by oNice

    Five raging rabbi ran around a ragged rock...
    Say it three times..or once really fast if you...

  • I hate the way you talk to me,
    Even though i say i don't care...

  • Now I've Met You (8)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
    Twice the size and twice the stated age...

  • A kiss (2)

    by Viviana

    A peach is a peach,
    a plum is a plum...

  • The Girl Named Sin. (1)

    by Isabelle

    She grazed in death.
    in comfort...

  • If you don't have a watch
    I'll tell you the time...

  • You know i love you
    and you know you can be an ass...

  • Heavy Dieting Obsessions (syntuit) (3) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    The most tempting food
    is whatever you look at...

  • Excuse me for a second can you tell me something
    I can't remember how I gave you that wedding ring...

  • 2 Dead Boys (5)

    by Ashley Todd

    - One bright day in the middle of the night.
    - 2 Dead boys got up to fight...