If you don't have a watch
I'll tell you the time...
Is it reasonable for parents to be so pathetic...
END OF THE WORLD
I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe...
Betty Bought A Bit Of Butter,
But The Bit Of Butter Betty Bought Was Bitter...
Five raging rabbi ran around a ragged rock...
Say it three times..or once really fast if you...
A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum...
I sit in bath
with my rubber ducky...
You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age...
Men are like shoes
never buy the same pair twice...
When looking for a girlfriend I
Would find that most would pass me by...
Lock us up,
close the door...
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Won't you be my Boy toy...