Funny poems

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  • Roses are White (6)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Roses are white
    not always red...

  • *PLEASE VOTE*
    THE GUYS THINK THEY CAN CHEAT...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • Drugs (4)

    by JustAnotherLonelyGirlHilary

    Say nope to dope say ok to coke say ya i wanna c...

  • My Pretty mummy (6)

    by emmaroo

    I rest on your bed
    watching you from my place...

  • Soo Funny (3)

    by Misz Luving You

    This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...

  • The Lonely Cabbage (6)

    by Navy Blue Heart

    There was once a lonely cabbage,
    As lonely as can be...

  • A diary of a murderer (3)

    by Darkbreath

    His skin was warm his character sweet
    But the hunger in me he could not feed...

  • Skin so tanned, you seem to glow
    Letting bra-straps and thongs show...

  • I hope you fall
    Off A cliff but don't die...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...