Funny poems

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  • Me And My Duck (3)

    by ♥-Sharon Ardern-♥

    * I wrote this a year and four months ago ... so...
    This is a story about a duck...

  • Slices (4)

    by Jacklyn

    One slice because of him,
    One slice because of her...

  • His first time (4)

    by samara

    The sky was dark
    the moon was high...

  • An Ode to Band Geeks (5)

    by XxMoonLightxX

    You can say we are geeks
    You can laugh in our face...

  • Jaja (4)

    by jaja

    You think Jaja crazy?
    Why yes jaja is...

  • Bubbles (4)

    by Michele

    I watch the lazy path of the bubble float
    softly passed the glowing smile of my toddling...

  • Restraining Order (5)

    by stefana

    Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
    And told his friends he's gay...

  • Mommy bought these socks for me
    They can do a trick, wanna see...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • *PLEASE VOTE*
    THE GUYS THINK THEY CAN CHEAT...

  • With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
    With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...