Funny poems

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  • Me And My Duck (3)

    by ♥-Sharon Ardern-♥

    * I wrote this a year and four months ago ... so...
    This is a story about a duck...

  • His first time (4)

    by samara

    The sky was dark
    the moon was high...

  • With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
    With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...

  • Kory (6)

    by FallenxStar

    The day i met Kory
    is one that i regret...

  • Sleeping Beauty. (1)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    She lay safe in my arms
    her eyes closed in sleep...

  • Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
    Humpty Dumpty had a few cents...

  • Vorpal Chop (3)

    by Mad

    Whilst in the butchers store last week,
    or to some the butcher's shop...

  • Old Man River at House 52 (3)

    by Bradley Peter

    Rocking slowly on the front yard
    Old man River sharply sits guard...

  • Pie #2 (7)

    by Mark

    I ate my pie and I became sad,
    I wanted more which made me mad...

  • The heavenly warmness fills my body
    The smoothness is like a warm caress...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...