Funny poems

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  • Three Nuns (4)

    by Jayme Gamble

    Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
    St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

  • Mississippi (5)

    by Luxxy lux

    Say:
    Mississippi 5x really fast...

  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • Bath Time Bubbles (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Bath time bubbles,
    pop, pop, pop...

  • Its from the rap battle thing...xD
    i don\'t needa win this game...

  • Ice Cream!!!!! (3)

    by Taylar

    Ice cream, oh ice cream, we do love you so.
    ice cream, oh ice cream, do we need you so...

  • I could, but i cant..! (3)

    by )|x. Ba.ilz__&// *F[r]iends* Ok.I.Have.No.Friends./ +

    I could have trillion dollars; I could own all...
    I could fly the moon and back and I could have a...

  • Roses r Red.... (5)

    by shelaine clarke

    Roses r red
    violet r blue...

  • Bla bla bla (6)

    by ariana

    The girl says: This place is a mess! Common! You...

  • 10 minutes (8)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    There were two men who were very sick.
    They only had 10 minutes left to live...

  • H-a-t-r-e-d (4)

    by Reem O

    Having everything is you..
    All I can get from you is hope...

  • Your... (4)

    by CourtneyLouxxx

    Dedicated to…you know who you...
    Your eyes so blue...