Funny poems

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  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • Buisness as Usual (3)

    by The Herald

    The little bumblebee,
    with his stinger, he did poke me...

  • Cheese (9)

    by Chelsea

    With the smell of cheese
    it always makes me sneeze...

  • Yum (3)

    by skynerraw

    Yummy yummy food
    Lightens up the mood...

  • Out in an isolated land
    Lives a hopper and an ant...

  • Dollophobic (4)

    by Mr Anonymous

    Some people are scared of spiders,
    We have a name for that (For the record, it's...

  • Come gather one and all
    As I tell you of a feast...

  • What am I (3)

    by Carezza

    "Oh my gosh do I have to hear you again"
    you always say to me...

  • Valentine's Day Blues (5)

    by Poetess Lana

    Yeah, I have them.
    The Valentine's Day...