Funny poems

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  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • The dream (5)

    by Fsams

    I was lost
    In a forest...

  • Mr. Soda Pop (14)

    by Wallace

    I was at *CITY CLUB* at *NINE-O-FIVE*
    Walking with my *PLAYERS* like it was no *BIG...

  • Felt Up At Prom (5)

    by Brittney Follett

    It was the very day of my Junior Prom,
    Minding my own business, I was felt up...

  • Mosquito Bite (3)

    by Kate

    I see you in sight
    like a flying kite...

  • Does my bum look big in this?
    I said when I tried on some jeans...

  • You like bananas, more then one would think
    unfortunately i think they stink...

  • Bright Day (Story) (5)

    by KelseyinWonderland

    Pull up a chair sit on the floor
    I\'ll tell you a story you\'ve heard before...

  • Heads or Tails (11)

    by Brian n Josh

    I was walking down the street
    It was a quiet and lonely night...

  • Teenage Girls (4)

    by ~Rae-Lee~

    I lovedspending hours just laughing with you
    Being brats and bugging people was nothing new...