Funny poems

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  • Life (3)

    by IN LOVE

    sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
    My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be...

  • Ladies and gentlemen (3)

    by ♥broken fairytales♥

    Ladies and gentleman
    I come before you...

  • I once had a friend
    Who's name was Red...

  • Butter (10)

    by Angie

    I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
    * You have to say it really really fast...

  • Existing as a Drop of Water (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    Existing,
    As a drop of water...

  • The New Maths Teacher (4)

    by LuvMeAlwayz

    There's a new maths teacher,
    he walks in my class...

  • Monkey Bars (5)

    by Keyerra

    Go up the Monkey bars with success
    don't let Dem boys look under your dress they'll...

  • If dean
    was bigger...

  • Sleep (3)

    by WriterX

    Who said I can't sleep
    With my eyes wide open...

  • Kindergarten Cooties (3)

    by butterfly ♥ kisses

    Jamie didn't want to go to school
    Or learn her ABC's...

  • When i think of you (4)

    by Lost IN a RIVER of Tears

    Roses are red
    Violets are Korney...

  • The people who invented our words
    are often considered clever and smart...