My Favorite Thing (5)

by xmauix

My favorite thing to watch on t.v. isn\'t on all...
Some people only watch it on t.v. but most watch...

Limericks (7)

by katie!

There was a young woman named sunny
Who liked eating mashed spuds and honey...

Atact of the vegtables (4)

by brytneyxlove

Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots...

Thought For The Day (3)

by LonelyNightsHurt

Thought for the day:
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that...

Boys (3)

by ally

Boys are cheats and liars they're such a big...

Mathicide (5)

by Clonjey

...can't take it
I hate you math addicts...

Peter Pan (3)

by Jimmy Jr.

A small boy don't you see
With an IQ of 3...

Old computer (17)

by Switchblade89

Theres a boy named Robert and his computer is so...
I'm looking at the screen and I think I see some...

At the bar (5)

by Juan

I walked into a bar,
and I was kinda busy...

To be a fairy (Ode) (3)

by Timeless Hopeful

To become a pretty fairy
Is really a wondrous life...

Betcha can't say it (10)

by Klisha

Try to say this 10 times really fast.........with...
PORN POEM...

Dicey (5)

by foxy cleopatra

There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...