Funny poems

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  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Lucky Night (3)

    by Juan

    I'm outside in the night,
    without a...

  • Love? (7)

    by happyGIRL

    He loves me
    he loves me not...

  • Oops (4)

    by happyGIRL

    Here I sit
    broken hearted...

  • Random poem (3)

    by chloe

    *~Lady's and gentlemen~*
    *~bum and tramps...

  • Shut down (4)

    by hi it zonna dont like me stand in line

    Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
    woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...

  • Girls want sum too! (6)

    by rebecah

    How do you clue a guy in?
    tell him you want more...

  • Meatball Mania (3)

    by Poetvoices

    One day, I was cookin' spaghetti.
    I was waitin' till it looked good and ready...

  • Your so Hot (4)

    by Mitchell

    Nothing has ever grasped ahold of me the way you...
    I cant help but to love you...

  • The Mouse (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    ( With this, we were asked to chose 5 random words...
    Obscurant...

  • I'll pick you up
    In my car...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...