I don't like sleeping because I hate waking up

Only fools laugh at others,
Only a man helps others.
and only a Clown does both!

Oh I wish you're drunk forever
cus you always love me when you're drunk.
lmao

They find me innocent and when I try to stay innocent they call me ignorant...

We both were very sick this morning. Trying to get to work. We got dressed and everything. Once we were half way to work I realised something and called him.

"Honey, it's Sunday."

It sucked.

"If I had a "damn", what makes you think that I am obligated to "give" it?

Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway.

I don't get him at all. One minute he's really angry with me, the next he's so lovey-dovey that it gives me goose bumps.

He does everything that completely freaks me out, yet at the same time gives me butterflies.

I don't get him.

I swear I'm not a brat. It's just that he really, really gets on my nerves. Like right now..

"Would you stop being such a bug eyed, noodle legged, oblivious weasel?!"

It's so bad I ran out of good insults....

No, I don't have a writing utensil. It's 7AM..You're lucky that I'm even awake right now.