I think my favorite phobia is Phronemophobia [the fear of thinking]. :D

Ya know... if a person has multiple personalities, and one personality falls in love with the other personality... then wat..

PMS-

Potential
Murder
Suspect

Rule #1: a guy hits a girl, he's dead. rule#2: a guy trashes a girl, he obviously has no balls to trash a real man, cuz he isnt one

When I said I'll die in your arms, I did not mean like this!

So please stop beating me!

I'm not meek or timid anymore! I am most deffinately not weak or broken! And I am deffinately not taking your crap anymore you puffed up, dimwitted, over bearing, self absorbed labrador!

"You know its time to right some poetry when your thoughts start to rhyme." Elizabeth Forster

Friend: Happy Birthday! I got you a cake
Me: That's a urinal cake..
Friend: Pee it out and make a wish!
Me: I wish I had better friends..

Your bitter tongue surely spoils your pretty face!

Ya know... i've always wondered, they put marks on the keyboard for blind people... but WHAT THE F**K ARE BLIND PEOPLE GONNA USE THE COMPUTER FOR?! To type emails they cant read? awesome.