"Shut up and let me relax."

I couldn't bite back a snort." If you were anymore relaxed you'd be comatose."

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

FAILS! first she tries to run away with my milk, and then she drops it on herself THEN she tires to be smart and make gestures behind my dad and hits her foot against the wall..

Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up

" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.

You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....