When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well....

-Crazy

"Shut up and let me relax."

I couldn't bite back a snort." If you were anymore relaxed you'd be comatose."

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

FAILS! first she tries to run away with my milk, and then she drops it on herself THEN she tires to be smart and make gestures behind my dad and hits her foot against the wall..

Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up

" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.