Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught. =]

Make Cupcakes..Not War!! :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it takes words to really screw me up

I see you liked your first chin so much you decided to add another..

I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

Spill all the soda.. wash away the water.. throw away the wine.. forget about the beer.. and bring out the liquor and we'll have ourselves a cheer!

Turkey's are the funniest birds, God must have been drunk when he made them.

As you take this test today I offer you all a little advice R.D.Q and R.D.A— Read the Damn Question and Read the Damn Answer.

Ashes to ashes , dust to dust , lifee is too short , so par - tay we must . ;] .

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.