OOH you talk shit. How about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up? And if you like that I'll open a can of Whoop ass!!!!

Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.

Sometimes I get so angry that I want to light him on fire but I wouldn't do that cause I love him and I can't cause that would be illegal..hahaha :)

Big black birds bring big blue bags

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Now say that three times fast!!
one going faster than the first..

Fat chicks should date fat chicks so I don't have to.

(LOL at the terrible rating, some people can't take a joke)

We were wondering around town

we were soo drunk we went into a serveic staition stole a bag of ice went down to a canal and 'released it bak into the wild'

Never go on a Train when ur high

i did once the conducter was like ur ticket please i was like

I'm a TREEEE

True love is an talent, not an emotion; and I want one talented son of a gun.

"Men are pigs whose every thought and action is dictated by the penis."

I'm a sex pixie. =]