The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, i blame her for prostitution.

What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
a furious woman that will find you:)

There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned.

Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"

Drama doesn't follow me...
It rides on my back

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Wow, I suppa love myself too;
but I like the hell out of you.

When some people really care about humanity, they get called crazy or wackos. When a dictator shows up, the rest of the world shits in its pants. Well maybe some humans do deserve dictators, because they never appreciate the good people.

No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

Violence may not be the best option -
But it's still an option!

At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!