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  • There's probably a point when it's disrespectual to say "I told you so", but...
    I did told you so.

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  • "Well he certainly whines like a real director."
    -from Urban Legends 2: Final Cut

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  • I've qOt a motherfkinq heart of a player && mind of a quy ; lead em' on & ditch em' & niqqa i nevah miss em' ; ]

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  • Dont follow in my footsteps
    i runn into walls

    -idk

    by INSIGHT
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  • You know what? You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.

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  • What? What the F**k! Ur watching Hannah Mon F**kin Tana?

    i said this when my friend started watchin that show when she knows i hate it lol

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  • Women Make Everything Better..
    Give Her Sperm, She'll Make You A Baby..
    Give Her A House, She'll Make You A Home..
    Give Her Food, She'll Make You A Meal..
    && Give Her Crap, She'll Give You A Bunch Of Shit xP

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  • I don't like being an object. especially not an object with boobs. eyes on the face sweetie.

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  • "Did you know that marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

    by iLYSSA
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  • If you weren't dead, I'd kill you! Now get down from there!

    by Tony
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