I have met a few Pricks in my life
But YOU SIR
are the whole
Bloody Cactus!

You don't make friends with salad

The Simpsons

Never a truer word spoken lol

K9, waiting for input...

When you boil it down,
No matter your intellect:

"Biscuit, please, master"

"We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people".

- Some meme

If I cannot say it tongue in cheek
I have the wrong audience.

Why worry about the moon and stars if the Sun loves you everyday?

Success is getting exactly what you want, but Happy-iness is wanting exactly what you get.

I must tell the truth, I lie.

A poem a day keeps depression away!

"Never try"

"Trying is the beginning of failure"

Hommer Simpson.

Funny as fook

But always try, if you don't you will never know