Funny Quotes

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  • Im not santa...But you can still sit on my lap!

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  • God loves you. So does Jesus. But less...

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  • Ky: Does gum count as a fruit?
    Me: I dont know, I guess it depends on the flavor...
    Ky: It was grape flavored...
    Me: Then yes Ky, it HAS to count as a fruit

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  • It is a perfect year for apple juice...

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  • I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

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  • If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away...

    *Read it somewhere*

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  • You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades

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  • How do you know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cu m s only once, calls you a h oe, and leaves while you're asleep.

    by Aurora
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  • Light travels faster than sound. that is why people seem bright until they speak.

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  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing :P

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