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Im not santa...But you can still sit on my lap! |
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God loves you. So does Jesus. But less... |
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Ky: Does gum count as a fruit? |
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It is a perfect year for apple juice... |
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I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you |
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If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away... |
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You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades |
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How do you know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cu m s only once, calls you a h oe, and leaves while you're asleep. |
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Light travels faster than sound. that is why people seem bright until they speak. |
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing :P |