I still miss my ex-boyfriend...

But my aim is improving!

Just because i'm fat..doesn't mean i can't do push-ups.

Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it.

I may not look like a geek to you, but i am... believe me.

Life is like a heart shaped glass box, when you drop it it shatters but when you hold onto it nice a tight it stays in tact and shimmers in the sun light. casting rainbows on my bare walls.

"Well aren't you the tick for my tack in this conversation that's leading down a one way road to the middle of f%#@ing my pussy harder than a horses cock gets when it eats a green skittle ooo ni99a I can't wait."

If there's one thing I know... It's everything.

You're just jealous that I have a dolly llama and you don't!

I want my own dictionary. It will be called "Webby D, Dictionary For Retarded White Rappers".

Did you ever notice how people sometimes say "It's funny because it's true?" The truth isn't always funny. Say you're morbidly obese, and I start laughing and calling you fat? What? It's funny, because it's true!