Why do little girls always want ponies for Christmas? Well, there is the ocassional effemanite little boy, but anyway. What? Do they think Santa is made of flipping ponies?

Whoever invented the lawnmower should be ashamed of themselves. Because of them, now there's a bunch of eight year old War Amps. Well, congratulations, because of you, Timmy can never feel a puppy humping his leg ever again!

Do you ever feel really good when you see a big lump of dog crap that has a foot print in it??

**Not mine read it some where..thought it was funny**

Im so happy i could shit rainbows, and vomit up rays of sunshine. =]

Are you a parking ticket?
cause you have fiiiiiine written all over you.

Remember language arts class? You'd always have to make those "brain storms". I hated those so much. Because the best I could come up with was a "brain drizzle".

I never got along well in PDR in Grade 8. I would never, I repeat never, use the politically correct term for ANY of the body parts... Or what they do, for that matter.

I find it hard to leave people behind.. But harder to leave them forward... You could bump into them.

What? You don't get it? Yeah, me neither.

Even as a kid, I was a little s***. The teacher would ask us "Who do you want to be like when you grow up?"
I would tell her "No one, I want to be like me."
The pink time-out chair and I were well aquainted.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.