When everybody is out to get u, being paranoid is just good thinking

not mine

Her: I heard they're making a school for gays.
Him: Wait, don't we already have a school like that?
Her: What's it called?
Him: High school musical.

lmao!

When I'm not in my right mind my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens when a nail is in a bar??

he gets "hammered" bahahaha.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

Therapy? What Therapy? Listen to Christina Aguilera while driving. That's what you need.

Its shiny. by video game rules, it must be important.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

-unknown

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.