~Eat Chocolate, You Get More Energy And Do Stupid Things Faster.~

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

Your mommas so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!!!

I want the sk8ter clothes, and the sk8ter hair, i want the sk8ter who never says no to a dare. i'd rather have a punk instead of a thug or jock, i'd rather have him think about wat rails to ramp instead of wear hes gunna put his cock

BIG MAMMA'S COMING BACK TO TOWN...black as ever...horny as ever...and this time he got... game? I don't know...you always have to have three things when listing in my opinion.
-DavidT

I'm pathetic, I'm clumsy, I'm sarcastic, and weird;
I'm a Girl,
Get used to it.

You're as hot as a spring fling in winter

Live ya life to da full and dont
let no one step on ya dreams
and if u can see ya self makin it
u can make it

Alcohol is not the answer...but it does make you forget the question! :)

B-is for beautifull
I-is for intelegance
T-is for talented
C-is for charming
H-is for how hard i would hit you for
calling me B****!!!!!!!!!!!