Funny Quotes

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  • In my world, everybody eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

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  • I see your point however
    I'm sexy
    consider your point invalid

    by Leanne
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  • "Gym Class:
    Guys put your balls away..lol"

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  • A simple joke may become dangerous if it enters application, like a nightmare entering realism.

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  • "I know I'm crazy,
    wait..i thought you guys knew that already."

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  • Yes you may have my heart under your bed in a shoebox, but I have your favorite hat :P

    by Leanne
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  • A man looks for beauty as his main demand which, by the time, may no longer become valuable, then the man will be enticed by the things beyond

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  • People are a lot like slinkys: fun to push down stairs.

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  • Friends are a lot like trees: they fall down if you beat them repeatedly with an axe.

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  • If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

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