The only rule is:
Don't be boring. Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in.

I'm so glam, I sweat glitter.

In my world, everybody eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

I see your point however
I'm sexy
consider your point invalid

"Gym Class:
Guys put your balls away..lol"

A simple joke may become dangerous if it enters application, like a nightmare entering realism.

"I know I'm crazy,
wait..i thought you guys knew that already."

Yes you may have my heart under your bed in a shoebox, but I have your favorite hat :P

A man looks for beauty as his main demand which, by the time, may no longer become valuable, then the man will be enticed by the things beyond

People are a lot like slinkys: fun to push down stairs.