Funny Quotes

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  • :D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars.

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  • If you find my knight in shining armor, tell him to get his late butt in a tux immediately.

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  • It's funny how you kissed a girl, and I let it slide. but when I laugh at a guy's joke, you're ready to kill people.

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  • 3 a.m. phone call:
    "Hey, are you asleep?"...
    "No I'm freakin skydiving!!"

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  • Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"!

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  • It is better for a girl to have beauty than brain... Coz boys see better than they think!

    by Banell
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  • When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

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  • "Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional"

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  • Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
    but then I remember that I do nothing

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  • I laughed so hard my tears fell down my leg

    by Kadee
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