It's funny how you kissed a girl, and I let it slide. but when I laugh at a guy's joke, you're ready to kill people.

3 a.m. phone call:
"Hey, are you asleep?"...
"No I'm freakin skydiving!!"

Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"!

It is better for a girl to have beauty than brain... Coz boys see better than they think!

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

"Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional"

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

I laughed so hard my tears fell down my leg

I is Re-Todd-It.
Sofa-King Re-Todd-it.
(Say fast out loud)

Do we have to cry each time we get hurt?
Why don't we laugh for a change? :DD