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:D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars. |
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If you find my knight in shining armor, tell him to get his late butt in a tux immediately. |
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It's funny how you kissed a girl, and I let it slide. but when I laugh at a guy's joke, you're ready to kill people. |
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3 a.m. phone call: |
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Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"! |
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It is better for a girl to have beauty than brain... Coz boys see better than they think! |
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When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants. |
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"Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional" |
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Sometimes I want to give up on everything, |
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I laughed so hard my tears fell down my leg |