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I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON |
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They say there's a difference between being hungry and being bored, but my mind can't figure out what it is |
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They say shit happens in life, so its best to always walk aound with a tissue to wipe it off when it happens |
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Dont go round telling people your mom is the greatest person in the world coz she gave birth to you...so what,you think it was a chicken that gave birth to me? |
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Why do lovers often say I miss you when they only met a couple of minutes ago? |
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Girls with brains like mine, don't date boys with egos like yours. |
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Dont bother trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig!! |
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Swan swam over the pond, |
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There's always a light at the end of every tunnle... Lets just hope the light isn't caused by a train. |
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It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop at the end that does. |