I is Re-Todd-It.
Sofa-King Re-Todd-it.
(Say fast out loud)

Do we have to cry each time we get hurt?
Why don't we laugh for a change? :DD

I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

They say there's a difference between being hungry and being bored, but my mind can't figure out what it is

They say shit happens in life, so its best to always walk aound with a tissue to wipe it off when it happens

Dont go round telling people your mom is the greatest person in the world coz she gave birth to you...so what,you think it was a chicken that gave birth to me?

Why do lovers often say I miss you when they only met a couple of minutes ago?

Girls with brains like mine, don't date boys with egos like yours.

SB

Dont bother trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig!!

Swan swam over the pond,
Swim swan, swim!
Swan swam back again,
Well swum swam!