Sometimes all you need is a big sip of some smirnoff to calm yourself down ;p

(: Cool Beans :)

I let my h8ters by my motorvatiors

"She undressed you with her glaucoma tinted eyes"

The Breads Warm

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!!

If you drink ten glasses of milk and try to move a wall you cant
but darling drink ten shots of vodka that wall moves by its self

Move on. It's a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

:D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars.

If you find my knight in shining armor, tell him to get his late butt in a tux immediately.