Best line i've heard since "i would look good in your rolls"... was a man saying... "i have my teeth, don't do drugs, dont have any std's, etc" Certainly glad he has his teeth! I so would not want to be gummed :D LOL

People piss me off! Do you know why? Because the stupid one's BREATHE!

Go head piss me off... 100% inaccurate!!! yeah that's right! you will be the ass to my glory centipede! Bit****!

One of the branches of knowledge is an ugly stick that unfortunately hit so many of us on the way down.

Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

Step on my pride. it doesn't matter its just a pride i can recover in no time.
step on my shoes, though i'm short i can break your jaw.

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but your the one who feels the warmness inside.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.