Women there beautiful , majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures, smart, empathetic far superior to man in every way. if i had a choice i would be with women to my dieing day. BUT me like cocks sooooo im strickly *ickly.

Off like a pussy in the rain gettin' wet. need me text :)

Best line i've heard since "i would look good in your rolls"... was a man saying... "i have my teeth, don't do drugs, dont have any std's, etc" Certainly glad he has his teeth! I so would not want to be gummed :D LOL

People piss me off! Do you know why? Because the stupid one's BREATHE!

Go head piss me off... 100% inaccurate!!! yeah that's right! you will be the ass to my glory centipede! Bit****!

One of the branches of knowledge is an ugly stick that unfortunately hit so many of us on the way down.

Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

Step on my pride. it doesn't matter its just a pride i can recover in no time.
step on my shoes, though i'm short i can break your jaw.

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?