Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • It weren't meant to be, I wasn't for him,
    I thought that he liked his girls skinny and dim...

  • O0ops (9)

    by punkgothgurl04

    He dumped me for the summer
    so he could fyuck around...

  • The Boxing Queen (2)

    by Timothy

    She was a woman of finesse,
    Sexy, I guess...

  • O (3)

    by Timothy

    I'm so green with envy; I'm an avacodo,
    DROP DEAD, that's my happy motto...

  • You are yummy! (6)

    by Timothy

    Your skin is so smooth,
    You have a magnificent thigh...

  • Prince Charming (7)

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor

    I never had to kiss a frog
    To find my Prince Charming...

  • Thirst Quencher (1)

    by Brian John

    Clear Crystal Geyser- bottled at the source
    I'm getting wiser, coming with full force...

  • He Asked Me

    by Tinkerbell

    He was that special one.
    Top of the bar, so high...

  • U played me (1)

    by åMbÈr

    You played me and i see you got my best friend but...

  • Prayer??

    by Michaela

    I have liked you for over a year now. You have...
    I have been praying that you would at least think...

  • Oh my gosh!!!!! (2)

    by sweetne$$

    Peach pot pear plum
    oh my gosh dis guy iz dumb...

  • Redneck Wedding (40)

    by Mark Spencer

    Redneck Wedding
    By Mark Spencer...