Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Limeade (3)

    by rosey

    Gale made limeade
    Down by the highway...

  • Funny Thing, Love (10)

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart

    I couldn't stand the guy
    I'm insanely in love with now...

  • The story of a hard on 1

    by Patrick Watson

    I am a man
    A victim...

  • I promise (Limerick)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I promise to stand behind you when you are ahead
    though I know there are many things left best...

  • For Sibs (8)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    In times of need
    your friends will feed...

  • Short Rope for the Lie (4)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She: Darling where are you?
    He: At home, tired and I want to sleep ... and...

  • Jester James (4)

    by Maple Tree

    Jester James-
    Caught lurking in alleyways...

  • The girl in the showy, daisy lace dress
    in the form of Dian, crowned with volupture...

  • Wished He Wouldn't Asked (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    An old toothless woman
    Is setting in the back seat of a taxi...

  • What Am I Going to Do ? (1)

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart

    My love life is a bit chaotic
    When I try to tame it, it gets robotic...

  • GeNe Osisssssss (1)

    by Saundra Schmidt

    I was cradled in amNiOtic fluid aLL was darkneSS...
    THeN *bANG!* the Light BLASTED out mass and CHaOS...

  • -“You have deflowered all the blooms in the...
    You deserve to be dead...