Sailor & the Old Monk Rum...
Accept these wishes of your valentine
I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...
My wedding day bruise
adorned our happy day...
Your skin is tan
your teeth are white...
Herr Vilfred
consults...
Finding you was as easy as pie.
realizing that you loved took me 5 years...
There is a brain
We all posses for thinking...
Don’t laugh at me but;
One week of every month I absolutely hate being a...
I wrote a poem about you
But I found out it sucked...
Little bo peep has lost her sheep.
She doesn't know where to find them...
Here I am sitting in a shock,
over whats become my lot...
I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
to enter my world of toxic rhyme...