Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away...
Im hot your not get a life
im cool your not who care do you...
You say you suck,
who gives a f u c k...
Dark Humor Ahoy...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive...
Listen....
hearken to others...
Watching the lines on the screen!
Theres nothing to do in between...
Yeah yeah, I'm sorta fat
thats my nickname i ain't new to that. but i will...
Answering machine:
hi, im not at home at the moment but if this is me...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
*If you don't know what OnStar is, it's simply an...
OnStar: *A man says calmly* Hello, How can I help...
Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...