Answering machine:
hi, im not at home at the moment but if this is me...
Created by a genius
that now I use...
Listen....
hearken to others...
Watching the lines on the screen!
Theres nothing to do in between...
Yeah yeah, I'm sorta fat
thats my nickname i ain't new to that. but i will...
You gotta love the Internet.
We have the Internet designed to...
Dark Humor Ahoy...
In love there is no lying
Not until you do...
BEWARE THE CLINK!
You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
The rain starts to pour.
Oh, poor me...
hey, i’m a hot car (haiku)
drive me, thrills galore...