Please do me a favor
I would really appreciate it...
WAIT!!
Are you...
Dark Humor Ahoy...
My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...
From my holiday, I am recently back
And busy all day, just trying to unpack...
You talk like a man with a paper butt,
you are a chicken with a rooster strut...
BEWARE THE CLINK!
You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...
What to do,
Sittin in detention...
Old tales of mystery and magic
Wolves, beasts, beautiful princesses...
Mr. President,
You are ever so dumb...
Well, I know she's cheated,
Of that I'm very sure...
THE POT FARMER
I got out my pipe and stuffed it with pot...