There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...
Our Stout Portly Lil Mother is played by Roseanne...
In walks a stoutly woman...
Convincing me that
Guy is terrible does not...
There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...
The wise grafitti artist warned
"If you are reading this...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...
Gather your flock lend me your ear
Let's all get the flock out of here...
George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...
The cock crows , that's your morning alarm,
Half a sleep you make your way to the stream...
Please do me a favor
I would really appreciate it...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...