There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
Rev Harold Camping's
failed rapture should feature on...
Sir Executive charges the counter,
standard-bearing power-card pinned between...
And i wrote a poem about a poem that i was going...
- Andrew, again you're going
To smoke...
Oh i can't wait for that fateful day
when i can say fuk this place i wanna play...
PIG litigation:
Grab for too much grub, end up...
There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...
Our Stout Portly Lil Mother is played by Roseanne...
In walks a stoutly woman...
Convincing me that
Guy is terrible does not...
There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...
O virtual lover logon to my space.
Let your QWERTY visit my place...