Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

There is one form of Love that cannot be measured by any way and is more precious than any gem or even life itself. Hold on to that, because if you've found it, then you have truly found salvation.

Children: Mine are fighting and I am thinking about putting them up for rent since it is illegal to sell them!

Keep a smile even though times are bad

Who here can say that God exist,
I can. He exists in us, in the beauty of things
So how can you say he does not exist?

Don't bother falling in love it is a sham and all its good for is ripping your heart out, putting it in a blender, hitting the on button and turning it into a smoothie

The grass is always greener over there because they use more fertiliser.

Bush is retarded.

Trusting too many is not healthy
They may cheat if you're wealthy

They will butter you all the way
Till they win their tricky play

Give the gift of a smile today, it's priceless.