Funny Quotes

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  • Its a sad puppy who discards a sausage when he has no clue when he will get his next meal

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  • Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot fly.

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  • My name is Donbukana I was created in God's own image. And I have the right to call that Upstairs big MAN My Father..

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  • If you're reading this my Quote...
    Congratulations , you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then you need my spiritual treatment.

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  • Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow

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  • The best thing you can ever do in your life is to always maintain a healthy sense of humor. Believe me, it really helps you get through tough times.

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  • Smiles and laughter are contagious; feel free to spread these viruses.

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  • I have met a few Pricks in my life
    But YOU SIR
    are the whole
    Bloody Cactus!

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  • You Dear Lady.
    Are easier then
    the first level
    Of Mario

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  • I'm Just Action Packed With Issues

    (an old co-worker said this about me once)

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