Funny Quotes

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  • I have met a few Pricks in my life
    But YOU SIR
    are the whole
    Bloody Cactus!

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  • You Dear Lady.
    Are easier then
    the first level
    Of Mario

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  • I'm Just Action Packed With Issues

    (an old co-worker said this about me once)

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  • Once upon a time, aliens were intent on destroying the Earth. Now, they just sit back and watch.

    by Maher
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  • I assure you it's like opening a box of pringles here because once you pop you just can't stop ;)

    by Em
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  • If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh

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  • I thought we were on the same page...until I realized we weren't even in the same book....

    by kjforce
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  • Someone took my picture....and now I have been framed...

    by kjforce
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  • Blames are not a solution, to any wrong.

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  • When I heard that kings and queens were allowed to keep lovers I stopped addressing my wife "my queen".

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