Funny Quotes

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  • I assure you it's like opening a box of pringles here because once you pop you just can't stop ;)

    by Em
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  • If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh

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  • I thought we were on the same page...until I realized we weren't even in the same book....

    by kjforce
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  • Someone took my picture....and now I have been framed...

    by kjforce
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  • Blames are not a solution, to any wrong.

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  • When I heard that kings and queens were allowed to keep lovers I stopped addressing my wife "my queen".

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  • The next time someone looks into my window
    I'm going to lift up my top and let my assets hang out, at least they'll be too embarrassed to do it again. ;)

    by Em
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  • What's the problem with being a tree-hugger? Why shouldn't we hug trees? After all, they do give us life. If we can hug our mothers for doing so, then why not show the same appreciation for trees?

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  • You don't make friends with salad

    The Simpsons

    Never a truer word spoken lol

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  • april 3 2016 fb, where I stopped at 5 am

    Not sure... poem from aug 18

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