Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...
In the beginning there was darkness
Then the Lord said "let there be light...
Go! i run naked into the street
my little white butt the people meet...
I’m going to give you a list of advice
Advice that I did not receive...
Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
even small girls say they can eat alot...
Turning thirty is a milestone
The one that inside we all dread...
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with...
Its funny how remembering good memories can make...
Hey little Birdie listen close
This news I must tell...
8 a.m. and it's the usual
Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...
This is my ode to roadkill
Here's to the stench, the disgust...
Peddling my pedestal of potty poetry
I feel flamboyant, and carefree...
Image exposed.
History disclosed...