Pick-Up Line
By Mark Spencer...
the gingerbread man
frowned as, swipe, the net came down...
Oh, I hate this PMS,
It hurts my back, it hurts my chest...
When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
how the heck are you supposed to answer that...
I found a penny today
Just laying on the ground...
While traveling in the fast lane of life
I had a quick conversation with my wife...
I am a hoodlum,
Gangster at heart...
Kitty is a thoughtful lady
She doesn't like to cast aspersions...
I often ponder in those silent moments
if Adam and Eve were under a spell...
The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk...
Time after time, day after day,
Her body is frail by the window she lays...
Title : Food Of Happiness
Written By : Fridus Blueheaven...