Pick-Up Line (17)

by Mark Spencer

Pick-Up Line
By Mark Spencer...

I found a penny (3)

by º¨[&&] You make me ||Smile|| like no one else ever has

I found a penny today
Just laying on the ground...

Trick question from girls (42)

by Switchblade89

When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
how the heck are you supposed to answer that...

Acceleration (11)

by Michael D Nalley

While traveling in the fast lane of life
I had a quick conversation with my wife...

eating more than words 1

by The Lone Ranger

the gingerbread man
frowned as, swipe, the net came down...

How I feel with PMS (9)

by !*!Zoe!*!

Oh, I hate this PMS,
It hurts my back, it hurts my chest...

Gangster At Heart (2)

by David

I am a hoodlum,
Gangster at heart...

Me, Myself and I (5) 3

by Kitty Cat Lady

Kitty is a thoughtful lady
She doesn't like to cast aspersions...

of apples and trees 1

by Dancing Rivers

I often ponder in those silent moments
if Adam and Eve were under a spell...

Someone Always Stays Home (6)

by Bugg

The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk...

Blood Suckers (8) 4

by Kitty Cat Lady

Take your number and wait your turn
Have something to do, there's time to burn...

The Gay Postman (7)

by Matters

Time after time, day after day,
Her body is frail by the window she lays...