My ship has sailed without me
My numbered days are spent...
Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
Girls always say that guys never appreciate them,
they also say that we're hard to understand like...
Some call me a curse
Because according to them I torment them...
My feet are tired and
My right eye is lazy...
When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what...
Beer and cashews?
Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...
My wish
Squirmy plate of...
It began as just a runny nose
And a tickle in my throat...
I write to you all with regret
our industry is in great debt...
During rush hour
Everyone seems to think that...
Another Lottery ticket
Paycheck cashed and I'm heading home...