My ship has sailed without me
My numbered days are spent...
Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
Girls always say that guys never appreciate them,
they also say that we're hard to understand like...
When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what...
Some call me a curse
Because according to them I torment them...
My wish
Squirmy plate of...
It began as just a runny nose
And a tickle in my throat...
Beer and cashews?
Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...
My feet are tired and
My right eye is lazy...
I write to you all with regret
our industry is in great debt...
Another Lottery ticket
Paycheck cashed and I'm heading home...
During rush hour
Everyone seems to think that...